{"id":2563,"date":"2009-02-15T14:20:08","date_gmt":"2009-02-15T19:20:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.playfighting.ca\/?p=2563"},"modified":"2009-02-15T14:20:08","modified_gmt":"2009-02-15T19:20:08","slug":"i-need-a-new-umbrella-this-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/playfighting.ca\/fight-like-a-gentleman\/bartitsu-blog\/i-need-a-new-umbrella-this-one\/","title":{"rendered":"I Need a New Umbrella: This One!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 230px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella from ThinkGeek\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.thinkgeek.com\/images\/products\/front\/b625_samurai_sword_handle_umbrella_combo.jpg?resize=220%2C355\" title=\"Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella from ThinkGeek\" width=\"220\" height=\"355\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella from ThinkGeek<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p> I&#8217;ll be moving to Vancouver come September, so I&#8217;ll need a new umbrella. So, if anyone is looking for the ideal going-away gift for me, look no further.<br \/>\n<br clear=\"both\"\/><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The rain falls softly.<br \/>\nThe samurai draws his sword.<br \/>\nLook, an umbrella. <br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/geektoys\/japanfan\/b625\/\">ThinkGeek :: Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And Nick Oddson suggested this one. Also an excellent choice for those with a higher budget for my gift: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.real-self-defense.com\/umbrella1.html\">The Unbreakable Walking-Stick Umbrella<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Our Unbreakable Umbrella has no unusual parts, no more metal than an average umbrella, it does not arouse suspicion, can be carried legally everywhere where any weapons are prohibited, unlike a walking stick it does not cause strange looks if carried by an able-bodied person, and it does protect from rain. Anyone who can use a stick for defense can use this umbrella.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll be moving to Vancouver come September, so I&#8217;ll need a new umbrella. So, if anyone is looking for the ideal going-away gift for me, look no further. The rain falls softly. The samurai draws his sword. Look, an umbrella. ThinkGeek :: Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella And Nick Oddson suggested this one. Also an excellent [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[3],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-2563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bartitsu-blog","tag-journal-2"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4vfin-Fl","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/playfighting.ca\/fight-like-a-gentleman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/playfighting.ca\/fight-like-a-gentleman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/playfighting.ca\/fight-like-a-gentleman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/playfighting.ca\/fight-like-a-gentleman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/playfighting.ca\/fight-like-a-gentleman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2563"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/playfighting.ca\/fight-like-a-gentleman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2563\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4987,"href":"http:\/\/playfighting.ca\/fight-like-a-gentleman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2563\/revisions\/4987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/playfighting.ca\/fight-like-a-gentleman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/playfighting.ca\/fight-like-a-gentleman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/playfighting.ca\/fight-like-a-gentleman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}