Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella from ThinkGeek

Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella from ThinkGeek

I’ll be moving to Vancouver come September, so I’ll need a new umbrella. So, if anyone is looking for the ideal going-away gift for me, look no further.

The rain falls softly.
The samurai draws his sword.
Look, an umbrella.
ThinkGeek :: Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella

And Nick Oddson suggested this one. Also an excellent choice for those with a higher budget for my gift: The Unbreakable Walking-Stick Umbrella

Our Unbreakable Umbrella has no unusual parts, no more metal than an average umbrella, it does not arouse suspicion, can be carried legally everywhere where any weapons are prohibited, unlike a walking stick it does not cause strange looks if carried by an able-bodied person, and it does protect from rain. Anyone who can use a stick for defense can use this umbrella.